M: OOOooo…how long they are get to draw?
Me: Most of them drew dinosaurs in like thirty seconds or less, as is probably evident at this point…but this kid sketched for the first ten minutes of class. I made him turn it in long enough to go over the answers, and then I let him keep drawing after that.
M: Well, is pretty badass. Look at. He is have lightning bolt pattern on back.
E: I like his fin thing. Marc, what is that really called?
M: Bone ridge, probable.
Me: His claws are pretty terrifying, and I also like his pointy, beady eyes.
E: I wonder if the student intentionally drew him with his tail off the page, or if he just started his drawing too far to the right? Either way, it’s a neat effect. Looks like the dinosaur is invading the page.
M: It do! He is so invade! He is steal your wallet.
E: …he’s going to mug me?
M: He is so mug. Look at so sneak evil face. He is mug, and then he is be so disappoint when he find out you are non have iPhone.
E: We’re not getting iPhones, for the last time.
M: Whatever, then you are just disappoint dinosaur.
E: Honestly, I’m not terribly worried about disappointing my fictional mugger.
M: You are also disappoint me…
E: Oh my god, look at this face. What is this face? Unaffected.
M: Damn, that is usual work.
E: When has that face ever worked on me? Your “I’m a disappointed dinosaur” face, apparently.
M: Like all of time!
E: You know what, I think that dinosaur is actually going to mug you, instead.
M: Fine! He is mug me! And he is probable kill me in process because he is dinosaur and I am non. And because he is fly into fit of rage when he is find out I am non have iPhone to steal. And then he is be like, wow, I am just kill this dickjerk who is non even have iPhone. I am go to prison for murder, and I do non even get good phone out of. He is be soooo disappoint, all of way through trial. And you are go to trial and cry and be like, if I were good husband, I would have let Marcus get iPhone, and then dinosaur would non have kill in fit of rage. Too bad I am worst and basic kill my husband.
Me: Marc, I think E left for work in the middle of your rant.
M: He is know is true. He can non handle veritas.